July 23, 2008

If My Life Were Covered by Us Magazine Blind Items

ITEM! It was a veritable who's who of Bay Area royalty Saturday night at the marriage of two of the city's most accomplished individuals. The night went off without a hitch, and even though reporters were summarily banned from the reception, an insider tells us it was all smiles, cake and an open bar--at least until the event wound down and one particular guest couldn't quite keep his bar tab from "resurfacing", if you get our drift. He was, however, kindly driven back to his hotel by one of the few remaining Bay Area bachelors we still swoon over. Sources say a donation towards a wax and detail job was made to cover any damage to the good samaritan's custom-built luxury car.

ITEM! The same above heartthrob-on-the-Bay attempted to go incognito Tuesday night to an evening showing of The Dark Knight--but had to settle for Hellboy 2 when all the showtimes were taken! Even this lawyerly lothario's star presence couldn't swing a ticket to the sold out Bale-based bat flic. Sources tell us he seemed to enjoy the replacement film, however; maybe thinking back to his tryst with the film's lovely leading lady during her promotional tour in the south of France?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Imaging a tryst with Selma Blair? Really? She isn't the one I'd pick.

We had to buy our tickets to Batman a week ahead of time. :-(

Anonymous said...

You read Us Magazine? :D

SB said...

Um... no, of course not. But, you know, there are plenty of websites that do the same thing. And work is slow lately. :-P

And sure, I like Selma Blair. She's not supposed to be the one YOU'D pick, as she is a woman.