OnetwothreeGO!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Witness something extraordinary
2. Travel to... almost anywhere outside the US. This one should be easily achieved.
3. Achieve nirvana?

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Sam
2. Samuel if I'm being called for attendance.
3. Sammy if you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. sammyb78 (i know, see #3 in previous, shut up)
2. volcanogod (good ol' quake!)
3. sjb (at work)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am glad I am tall.
2. I have pretty good-sized shoulders. Not good for shirt-buying though.
3. ... (I don't have any issues, but "like" implies a preference for over other things; I don't think I'm that wedded to any other part of me).

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. French
3. Hillbilly.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Nothing scares me, but I don't like:
2. needles or blood
3. large or particularly disgusting bugs

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Car keys
2. Computer
3. Caffeine of some kind.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shoes
2. Shirt
3. Service.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. I still like The Shins
2. Also, any sad bastard music hits the spot right now.
3. R.E.M.?

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
(I just noticed, is this poll British?)
1. The cover of Working Class Hero by Green Day
2. This is really hard without my iPod in hand.
3. Guilty pleasure: that stupid song by Fergie about not crying or something.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. I plead the fifth on this one.
2. Really.
3. Move along.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I can count to ten in 4 languages.
2. I work best alone.
3. I know how to drive a stick-shift.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
(My preferred sex? Or have we as a society agreed to prefer one?)
1. Eyes. Not just having them, but pretty ones.
2. Neck.
3. All that obvious stuff like boobs and butt.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. I got yer hobbies right here, mister.
2. Video games.
3. Movies.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Be done with work for the day.
2. Be okay with stuff.
3. Fly.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. PR flack (done and done)
2. Political hack (maybe someday)
3. Writer (because what blogger doesn't wish they had the talent for full novel writing?)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Europe.
2. Fiji.
3. Back to the Caribbean.

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Ophelia (if I don't like the kid)
2. Henry (I still say it's a good name)
3. Natasha.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I have feelings?
2. I use hair product.
3. Yeah, gossip. I do that.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have all the required parts.
2. I don't talk about my feelings.
3. I will hit you. No, not YOU. That guy.

Although, I don't know that "stereotypical" works in this area, because with today's gender-bending culture, the only real norm is physical anatomy (and even that is alterable). I mean, around here, hair product is pretty popular with The Boys.