The latest from my GMail spam filter:
"Even if you were not born with a massive rod, you may easily obtain it."
Being the geek that I am, I thought: "An inanimate carbon rod? Sweet."
I know I should be writing substantive, thought-provoking posts. But I'm a busy man, so you get jokes that only I comprehend. Because why have a blog if you can't waste everybody's time?
Yesterday I spent a good portion of my spare time researching doomsday scenarios. I expect it was fallout from the Rumbly we experienced. I am now confident that only a vacuum metastability event can really stop me, since before yesterday I did not know such a thing existed.
So many ways to destroy the universe, so little time.
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