D-U Straw Poll

I'm thinking of trying to work the phrase "I've gotta see a man about a horse" into my daily life more often.

What say ye, Internet denizens? Hackneyed and stupid or a brilliant slice of old-timey goodness?




(I figured why not make a poll. It probably won't happen again.)

UPDATE: I am glad that forced sterility did not win, but I am in agreement with the "Cute but no" crowd. My interest in the phrase did not last long after this posting, sadly.